you know how I know you're gay?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

At the Scouting Combine, the Wonderlic exam is administered to players in groups. The 12-minute test is preceded by some brief instructions and comments from the person administering the test.

Per a league source, after the person administering the test to Tebow's group had finished, Tebow made a request that the players bow their heads in prayer before taking the 50-question exam.

Said one of the other players in response: "Shut the f--k up." Others players in the room then laughed.

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madur boy you better STEP THE FUCK UP!

A Cautionary Tale

manliness FAIL

This from a guy who sez the NFL is becoming a 'pansy' game, becoming more and more flag football, two-hand touch. Fucking condom.

as dumb as he'll ever be

Yofi Lasini says:
hhaha ini si lolo goblok
dia panggil gw d gmail
gw blg
yofinya gak ada
terus dia yg
oh ok, ini tante yah

«培 こすとん» says:
EHAUEHAUHEUAHEUAHEUAHEUHAEUAHEHAEA
NICE

Yofi Lasini says:
hihihih
man he's dumb

first day

On the first day @ work, iJoe already managed to:

• Infect his newly given desktop with a Trojan virus courtesy of his USB drive. Dude, it's one of those Conflicker thing, you won't be able to access Microsoft.com / AVG.com for example.
• Create a new Yahoo ID for YM purposes with the name "Hugo Reyes", and as of this writing is still struggling to find out how to change it.
• Yahoo account birth date: November 15 1989. THREE GUESSES WHOSE BIRTHDAY THAT IS.
  
• Revealed himself as a jailbait enthusiast (with just a lil bit help from me)

I had the over/under on how long till his image is completely ruined at around a week, but I never expected it to last less than a day. Good work dumbass.

RED YELLOW CROCS

RED YELLOW CROCS MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

btw this also marks out first year anniversary. whaduppppppppppppppppppp.

this is why the CFL is gay

the awful truth

Bastian says:
gila
gue eneq banget ama gaya nya carmelo

«培 こすとん» says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA
knapa?

Bastian says:
ngajak ribut mulu

«培 こすとん» says:
oooooooo
loe lage nonton highlight?

Bastian says:
he e
h
lu liat ga seh dia mo throw punch lagi
tu orang seh sampah abis

«培 こすとん» says:
gw blm liat highlight
loe ntn highlight dimana yah?
nba.com?

Bastian says:
espn
nba.com nya ga jalan
ga jelas

«培 こすとん» says:
hahaha ok

Bastian says:
maksud gue... di tempat gue ga jalan

«培 こすとん» says:
hahahahaha
itu yg jaga dia sapa yah?

Bastian says:
hahahaha
hm... antoine wright kalo ga salah

«培 こすとん» says:
hahahaha
little punk

Bastian says:
hahaha
yeah...
agree to that
melo sucks

«培 こすとん» says:
WAITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
DOOD
DIA LAHIR DI HARI YG SAMA AMA LOE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bastian says:
WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
29 mei?!?!?!?
fuckkk

«培 こすとん» says:
1984
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bastian says:
dudeee
yg bener donkkkk
.. .. .. .. ..

«培 こすとん» says:
ini gw lage liat wikinya!

Bastian says:
nyetttttttttt
jangan dia lah at least

«培 こすとん» says:
aheuahuehauehauheuaheaea

Bastian says:
lu yg bener lahhhh
okay confirm...
im gonna cry...
HUUUAAAAAAAA
why himm

«培 こすとん» says:
AHUEAHUEHAUEAHEUAHEA


10 minutes later...


Bastian says:
nyetttttt
gue beneran mo nangis anjrit

«培 こすとん» says:
knapa lage???!??!!

Bastian says:
gue ga bangga anjir sama ama dia bday nya

«培 こすとん» says:
AHAUHEUAHEUAHUEAHUEAHEAUHEUAEHA

Bastian says:
ketawa lu ga nyantaiiii

«培 こすとん» says:
kontol loe!
gw kira apaan anjing!
hahahahaha
ya udah lahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Bastian says:
hahahahaha
terima kenyataan pahit ini lah
jago seh jago... attitude problem anjeng

«培 こすとん» says:
hahahahahahaha

Bastian says:
mannn

u horny fuck

«培 こすとん» says:
anjing nyyetttttttttttttttttttttt
loe tau yg dulu mati di pacific place gak?
yg cewe itu

Bastian says:
he eh
tau
knapa ?

«培 こすとん» says:
nyettttttttttttt
http://www.detiknews.com/read/2009/04/01/131009/1108385/10/motif-cinta-segitiga-pembunuh-elen-dikenali-di-facebook
GAHAR ABIS CUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Bastian says:
huh ?
mana cakep seh

«培 こすとん» says:
NYET
MASALAH FACEBOOKNYA GOBLOK
(E$R#&(*$*#@($*@(#&$*@&$(*&%$32

Bastian says:
oooo
hahaha

«培 こすとん» says:
loe sih
bener2
ini model2 blog material anjing

Bastian says:
hueauhauhauha
sampah lo

pwn3ed

and you thought kurtyberry was bad

Bastian Arief on 10:11 pm wrote:

Kurt just got a new name... For his blackberry messenger...
MASTURBERRY!!!

loe kire jaman SMA????

*conversation via sms*

pei: Purdue masuk Sweet Sixteen. Pelacur loe pasti gk tau.

kurt: ada gt? Bapanya yang punya sekolah?

pei: Dasar anak goblok itu maksudnya 16 besar ncaa basketball tournament anjing! This goes to blog!

kurt: Oh march madness... Hahaha mana tempe jek... Kaga peduli anjeng

all in favor of kicking him...

i j o e says:
marhar siapa seh
«培 こすとん» says:
ok that's it
you're not joining our fantasy football next year
i j o e says:
gw lupa
nyet
lupa anjing
«培 こすとん» says:
completely utterly unacceptable

priceless

Angelo Syailendra (Stanford) wrote at 7:04pm
check out this pathetic stats bro: valentine 2004, valentine 2005, valentine 2007, valentine 2008, and valentine 2009 GW SAMA LOE TERUS ANJING!!!!

Tidakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!

Kelvin Halim (Michigan) wrote at 1:28am
Then consider this stats during your other valentine days:

Dinner at fancy restaurants with girlfriends: US$ 40 x 2 person (or more)= US$ 80 ++
Cups of fancypuccinos with coffee addicts: US$ 7 x 5 person (or more)= US$ 35 ++
Wasting electricity playing madden 05-09 alone: more than US$ 300 ++

But spending your valentine days with Gormin : Priceless

come on Jo

Rudy iJoe Wahyudi at 1:31pm January 19
cupu gini tampang lo

Stanley Gunawan at 1:36pm January 19
ngaca jo

Rudy iJoe Wahyudi at 2:39pm January 19
gw dah ngaca..gw lebih tinggi dr lo...oh snap!

Stanley Gunawan at 2:45pm January 19
that's what SHE said to you... oh snap double snap

Come on Jo... Even you can do better than this. That's pretty much a fucking freebie as that's a comeback that doesn't even make a fucking sense, and pretty much agreeing to what you said. COME ON NOW. You disappoint me, and our whole generation.

Source.

we're all fucking pussies

I was a shy kid. But a lot of my childhood was spent punching the bullies out.

We live in more of a pussy generation now, where everybody’s become used to saying, “Well, how do we handle it psychologically?” In those days, you just punched the bully back and duked it out. Even if the guy was older and could push you around, at least you were respected for fighting back, and you’d be left alone from then on.

I don’t know if I can tell you exactly when the pussy generation started. Maybe when people started asking about the meaning of life.

- Clint motherfucking Eastwood

Source: Esquire via FilmDrunk