I didn't touch you brahhhhhh

ahem

Taken from ESPN. UCLA Bruins vs Michigan Wolverines, for the better NFL talent provider.

UCLA

This is all about appearance versus reality. Michigan has ferocious helmets and a great fight song. UCLA wears powder blue. But the reality is this: UCLA has sent more great players to the NFL than Michigan has.

UCLA has produced 12 AP first-team All-Pro players; Michigan, 11. UCLA has produced 16 AP second-team All-Pro players; Michigan, 14. Former Bruins have played in 51 Pro Bowls. Former Wolverines have played in 41.

Michigan waves around a Tom Brady; UCLA counters with a Troy Aikman. Michigan's got a Steve Hutchinson, UCLA's got a Jonathan Ogden. Charles Woodson? Let me introduce you to Kenny Easley. Wolverines reach back for Tony McGee at tight end? UCLA only needs to offer up Marcedes Lewis. Running backs? Do you really want to go there? Didn't think so. Linebackers? UCLA offers Ken Norton, Roman Phifer and Donnie Edwards? Michigan? Crickets. To show our generous spirit, the Bruins will concede receivers, as long as the Wolverines recognize the wide gap in the production of kickers and punters.

Michigan football is a great tradition. It just doesn't produce as many NFL players as UCLA does.

-- Ted Miller

Michigan:

Michigan will take any punch UCLA throws its way. And the Wolverines will counter with even more force.

The Bruins will throw out Jonathan Ogden. Michigan can answer with Steve Hutchinson. UCLA will talk about its collection of standout defensive backs. Michigan can point to former Heisman Trophy winner Charles Woodson, a six-time Pro Bowl selection who is showing no sign of slowing down, claiming the AP Defensive Player of the Year award after the 2009 season. And don't forget about Ty Law, who reached five Pro Bowls.

You want to talk quarterbacks? Troy Aikman led the team of the 1990s, but he never won an NFL MVP award like former Michigan quarterback Tom Brady, a three-time Super Bowl winner with the New England Patriots. Aikman had Hall of Famers like Emmitt Smith and Michael Irvin around him, while Brady has been the catalyst for the Patriots' rise.

While UCLA's NFL pipeline has dried up in the last decade, Michigan's seems to be getting stronger. The Wolverines accounted for 19 Pro Bowl selections between 2000 and '09, second behind Miami. While Woodson and Brady are on their way to Hall of Fame careers, Michigan is responsible for several of the league's young stars, such as Dolphins left tackle Jake Long and Steelers linebacker LaMarr Woodley. UCLA's mark on the league is getting harder and harder to see.

-- Adam Rittenberg

Winner: UCLA Bruins

Wow, this is a great Round 1 battle: Tom Brady versus Troy Aikman. Jonathan Ogden versus Steve Hutchinson and a handful of other extremely solid NFL offensive linemen from Michigan. Charles Woodson versus Kenny Easley and Carnell Lake. Those are just brutal decisions to make.

But in the end, I can't argue against giving the Bruins the nod here. In the future, however, I might like the Wolverines' chances. While UCLA's Maurice Jones-Drew is formidable, Michigan's Brady might not be done adding to his ring collection. I certainly prefer Michigan's collection of current young talent ready to make its mark on the league. This one was worth the price of admission.

-- Matt Williamson

waitaminute...

So that'ssssss what happened when Gaytard Lolo got beat by his 40 year old boss in running...

pwn3ed

the good ol' days

March 14th, 2009
Rudy: "Thank you myra!! Iya cakenya enak banget myr!! thank you deee!!"
*note: cake was homemade*

March 14th, 2004 (geez it was 5 years ago?! MAN this guy's old!!)

though there's no photo to prove it, I'm pretty sure these were the only things we did:

• Bought some random ass pie from Safeway, can't be more than $10
• Bought some shitty candles not even close to depicting his actual age
  
• Bought a balloon with the words "It's A Girl!!!"
• Asked Persuaded Instructed Threatened iJoe to climb his way voluntarily into the trash bin.
• A barrage of assault consisting of but not limited to: eggs, rotten eggs, expired milk, ketchup, any other kitchen condiments.
• Presents? Pfftttttttttttttt.

In comparison with the common belief that "sampah di DVC" == "celebrity di Midwest", a.k.a. the cases of Andy Suhamdi @ Bloomington & Awexander Kwee @ Purdue, we can honestly say that yes, we were a bunch of assholes back then @ good ol' Pleasant Hill. Heck I'm pretty sure that I've never seen any photos of birthday celebrations of any of us outside of DVC as brutal as the good ol' days.

Allow me to jolt back our memory. This was from the infamous event of Royce Suliawan's "wah Bas deposit kita ilang donk?" while Bastian woke up all night scrubbing the carpet (THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!).


Were we wrong? Fuck no. Did we care? FUCK no. Did we have fun? FUCK YEAH.

So in closing I would like to represent ourselves to thanking ourselves for the good ol' days. Days that we're not gonna get back again since now it's probably only drinking till the cows come home and everybody puked for birthdays. Thank you (us).

Or maybe it's just because all those other people didn't have the guts to bully a little scrawny 26 year old from Malang. Would we? IN A HEARTBEAT.

Patrick Chewing

I'M ALWAYS OPEN!

HAHAHAHAHA

fuck fantasy, fuck flag, THIS is what we should be doing!

at least until next year's draft...

I'd draft him... not higher than the 9th round though

Image from Lebron2010.
Height: 6'8" (tallest player in the NFL, usually linemen, are around 6'9")
Weight: 250 lbs (Tony G, also played basketball in college, is 251)
40 yard: ....probably pretty fast...

I heart Chris Clemons

Unused by the Raiders, acquired by Philly. Oh yeah. In case you didn't realize that lovely .gif a few posts below of the manly stiff arm to Tashard Choice was courtesy of #91 as well.

Video via TiricoSuave via The700level.

ouch that has to hurt

From Deadspin. Nice shirt Bray Bray.

buat Bas

no offense to you Mr. Gormin... but Bas, loe mau gak ini buat hadiah loe juara taon lalu? HAHAHAHA.

FUCK-U-IN-THE-ASS Team