RED YELLOW CROCS

RED YELLOW CROCS MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

btw this also marks out first year anniversary. whaduppppppppppppppppppp.

5 guesses

where his left hand is...

• Smug face, check
• Cute dog to distract girl's attention, check
• in a country that's very gray-ish in terms of law, check
  
• no one on the back looking at his direction, check

the ruler of Jambi says...

me >>> you

total chip count on Facebook Poker as of May 3rd 2009: $1,481,435

the good ol' days

March 14th, 2009
Rudy: "Thank you myra!! Iya cakenya enak banget myr!! thank you deee!!"
*note: cake was homemade*

March 14th, 2004 (geez it was 5 years ago?! MAN this guy's old!!)

though there's no photo to prove it, I'm pretty sure these were the only things we did:

• Bought some random ass pie from Safeway, can't be more than $10
• Bought some shitty candles not even close to depicting his actual age
  
• Bought a balloon with the words "It's A Girl!!!"
• Asked Persuaded Instructed Threatened iJoe to climb his way voluntarily into the trash bin.
• A barrage of assault consisting of but not limited to: eggs, rotten eggs, expired milk, ketchup, any other kitchen condiments.
• Presents? Pfftttttttttttttt.

In comparison with the common belief that "sampah di DVC" == "celebrity di Midwest", a.k.a. the cases of Andy Suhamdi @ Bloomington & Awexander Kwee @ Purdue, we can honestly say that yes, we were a bunch of assholes back then @ good ol' Pleasant Hill. Heck I'm pretty sure that I've never seen any photos of birthday celebrations of any of us outside of DVC as brutal as the good ol' days.

Allow me to jolt back our memory. This was from the infamous event of Royce Suliawan's "wah Bas deposit kita ilang donk?" while Bastian woke up all night scrubbing the carpet (THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!).


Were we wrong? Fuck no. Did we care? FUCK no. Did we have fun? FUCK YEAH.

So in closing I would like to represent ourselves to thanking ourselves for the good ol' days. Days that we're not gonna get back again since now it's probably only drinking till the cows come home and everybody puked for birthdays. Thank you (us).

Or maybe it's just because all those other people didn't have the guts to bully a little scrawny 26 year old from Malang. Would we? IN A HEARTBEAT.

best. night. ever.

Checklist:

• Table, check
• Enough alcohol, check
• Man of the night, Gormin, check
  



• Asshole Bastian yg kabur / pura2 minum, check
• Bangsat Lolo yg targetnya bikin Gormin alcohol poisoning, check
• Meki & Yofi, check
• Didut & Mj, check
• Pei & Kurt, check
• everyone else, check
• ANDY MOTHERFUCKING JAMBI SUHAMDI, check
• Kelvin Lim & Inri Wong, check
• Gormin dead, check
• Gormin digotong ke mobil just like last year, check
• Gormin headfirst dive to the second row of the car seat, check
• Bastian rejected by some random-ass girl, check
  
• JESSICA HARRIS (tall girl, pale, went to AA), OH YES CHECK!

All I can say is that for anybody who weren't there just now, sux 2 b u. kthxbai.

it's the end of the world as we know it

and I don't feel fine...

RECOUNT!!!

after the unsettling landslide defeat of Jambi on the Jambi vs Malang feud, Mr. Suhamdi would like to present new evidence to the case.

Prince motherfucking Charles bitches.

Eat shit Malang. In the mean time we'll reconsider revoting.

Pekanbaru must have some really good weed...

kalo Alwin Ng aja bisa bilang "tempatnya enak banget anjing". FYI it's only a stone throw away from Jambi.

Fudan vs Purdue

By popular demand... (not really, we're fucking bored are we?) As usual kalo ada yg mo ditambahin, segera tulis sendiri / kasih tau gw. Polling gw buka selama bulan Ramadhan.

Fudan University

• Rep: Stevanes "kamu pulang ama yg laen aja" Hermawan
  
• Established 1905
• Students: 44,300
• Notable alumni: gak ngefek, gw tulis juga gak bakal ada yg tau. Liat aja Wikinya.
  
• kata Anes gedung tinggi ada 2. If you've been to West Lafayette this is definitely a big win.
• Gedung2nya kayanya gak batu bata doank.
• Gw rasa GAK MUNGKIN donk jem lewat jem 12 malem gak boleh beli alkohol lage di sini? Correction, kata Kurt di kampung Purdue gak boleh beli alkohol past jem 12 cuman hari Minggu malem. GAK MUNGKIN donk di China ada limitation kaya gini?
• Clubs open on a daily basis till 8 am. Pretty much partying 24/7 is a literal possibility.
  

Purdue University

• Rep: Kurt "FREAKS OF C***" Hakim
  
• Established 1869
• Students: 39,228
• Notable alumni: Neil Armstrong, Kyle Orton, Kurt Hakim (second and third kinda cancels out the first).
  
• kata Kurt gak mungkin ada JC Penney di Fudan so brand name rules (cicu abis).
• MOTHERFUCKING SUPER Walmart. Overruled. Di Fudan juga ada (see comments).
  
• Jagung + batu bata = supposedly fun.
  

holland bakery

"Nyet ternyata holland bakery d mlg bs muter lho. Gile abis!"

Seriously jo, keep this up and we might reconsider revoting the whole Jambi Malang thing.

bajaj

Pas lewat Pluit Junction, ada tulisan XXI (bioskop cuk). Ijo nanya... "Oh ini mal ke 21 di Jakarta?"

And on the way to TA... tiba2... Ijo bilang... "ANJING apaan tuh? oh itu bajaj yah?"

But according to the discussion we had at Grand Indo's Starbucks, evening of Friday August 15th, Jambi lebih sampah. Good game. Jambi put up a good fight. Poll result Jambi 9 - Malang 4.

+62341

kalo loe org dapet telp from +62341... jangan kaget, itu cuman area code MALANG, which means iJoe's calling you. so it's not spam, it's not some telemarketer, it's not some sex phone line, but it doesn't mean you can't just ignore it or reject the call. and wtf rumah si ijoe nomor rumahnya masih 6 digit, nomor2 di jakarta semua sekarang 8 digit yg baru2!

and anywayssssss...
ChEЯЯγ puƒƒ says:
hehehehehe... anjing nyet
ChEЯЯγ puƒƒ says:
lu bilang kampungan malang ato jambi yah nyet?
ChEЯЯγ puƒƒ says:
sampah abiiss anjiiing

DISCUSS!!!!

Jambi:

• Rep: Andy "nongkrong di EX" Suhamdi
  
• Ada lagu Tool judulnya Jambi anjing. Sumpah mampus potong2an. Ada Wikipedia entry anjing.
  

Malang:

• Rep: Rudy "kalo suka ungu suka ijo gak?" Wahyudi
• Di Jambi baru aja dibuka satu bioskop 21, di Malang udah ada 2. Di Jakarta 40, 4 biji Premiere w00t w00t.
• Jambi gak punya tim Liga Indonesia anjingggggggggggggg.