first day

On the first day @ work, iJoe already managed to:

• Infect his newly given desktop with a Trojan virus courtesy of his USB drive. Dude, it's one of those Conflicker thing, you won't be able to access Microsoft.com / AVG.com for example.
• Create a new Yahoo ID for YM purposes with the name "Hugo Reyes", and as of this writing is still struggling to find out how to change it.
• Yahoo account birth date: November 15 1989. THREE GUESSES WHOSE BIRTHDAY THAT IS.
  
• Revealed himself as a jailbait enthusiast (with just a lil bit help from me)

I had the over/under on how long till his image is completely ruined at around a week, but I never expected it to last less than a day. Good work dumbass.