Sunday, March 15, 2009

in the event of...

in the event of a bro suddenty leaving a get-together without much notice to pick up some girl to bring back to the party, using another bro's car, and then ending up having two flat-tires on the way back and I think the machine died as well, the proper thing to do when you've reached the scene is:
  1. Laugh uncontrollably without any empathy to the bro (I mean nobody was hurt so why the empathy?)
  2. Call everybody you know who also knows the bro at 1 am in the morning telling them the "hilarious" news
  3. Immediately take a picture of said flat-tire and send it to everyone
  4. all of the above

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