the good ol' days

March 14th, 2009
Rudy: "Thank you myra!! Iya cakenya enak banget myr!! thank you deee!!"
*note: cake was homemade*

March 14th, 2004 (geez it was 5 years ago?! MAN this guy's old!!)

though there's no photo to prove it, I'm pretty sure these were the only things we did:

• Bought some random ass pie from Safeway, can't be more than $10
• Bought some shitty candles not even close to depicting his actual age
  
• Bought a balloon with the words "It's A Girl!!!"
• Asked Persuaded Instructed Threatened iJoe to climb his way voluntarily into the trash bin.
• A barrage of assault consisting of but not limited to: eggs, rotten eggs, expired milk, ketchup, any other kitchen condiments.
• Presents? Pfftttttttttttttt.

In comparison with the common belief that "sampah di DVC" == "celebrity di Midwest", a.k.a. the cases of Andy Suhamdi @ Bloomington & Awexander Kwee @ Purdue, we can honestly say that yes, we were a bunch of assholes back then @ good ol' Pleasant Hill. Heck I'm pretty sure that I've never seen any photos of birthday celebrations of any of us outside of DVC as brutal as the good ol' days.

Allow me to jolt back our memory. This was from the infamous event of Royce Suliawan's "wah Bas deposit kita ilang donk?" while Bastian woke up all night scrubbing the carpet (THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!).


Were we wrong? Fuck no. Did we care? FUCK no. Did we have fun? FUCK YEAH.

So in closing I would like to represent ourselves to thanking ourselves for the good ol' days. Days that we're not gonna get back again since now it's probably only drinking till the cows come home and everybody puked for birthdays. Thank you (us).

Or maybe it's just because all those other people didn't have the guts to bully a little scrawny 26 year old from Malang. Would we? IN A HEARTBEAT.