YEAH. YEAH!!!

Ahh fuck lah... gw gak guna gini. Umur 21, asik bisa minum, gw musti ikutin dua koko gw yg tukang mabok itu. Gatel2? SO WHAT GITU LOH!?! Tapi anjing gimana gw mo dapet cewe... liat deh, si Vanessa aja gak pake sendal gw tetep direndahin gini! WTF man? Mau jadi apa hidup? FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKk hidup serasa sampahhhhhhhhhhh

Nico: Minggir loe encip!
Encip: Me love u long time!
Asher: FUCK Nic, loe kira gw gak ada di sini? Loe kira gw bisa dihajar trus? Dibully trus? LOE KIRA ENAK DIBULLY TRUS? *hix hix* Gw gak demen tau! Ntar gw laporin emak gw loh! Biarin deh gw gak dikasih pulang harga tiket mahal asal loe gak gangguin gw lagi!

Liatin nih yeeeeee gw makan carbo trus! CARBO CARBO CARBO! Abis itu gw tidur 12 jem tiap hari sambil pake kacamata karena ketiduran and TV nyala! Liatin yah loe org! LIATINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN *ambil remote buat matiin lampu kamar*



































2 months later...

YEAH. YEAH. YEAH WHAT THE FUCK U LOOKING AT PUNK? DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF MY NECK? YEAH? YEAH? U BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IT! Gw sekarang push up cuman pake pala anjing! Si Chris aja ampe gak berani deket2 ama gw! Yeah. Yeah!!! Fuck you guys! ZACK FOLLETT MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

YEAH. YEAH. I'm BIG as fuck now! Gonna get all them bitches now! Gw lebih ganteng dari koko gw dua2nya digabung pake Dragon Ball fusion! YEAH. YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH. WHO CAN STOP ME NOW?!?!?!

*minum Jack D 2 shot, tewas. punggung merah2*

Actual quote from the bday boy: "G ud pusink neh kena 1 cup jack d."

Happy bday sekya. Get wasted and dry hump some guys now.