GATORade

*lame ass 24 ring tone*

Bas: ¡Hola! ¡Buenos Días! ¡Puedes Hablar Más Despacio! Oh... halo Ai** (CUMAN 4 HURUF ANJING), knapa? Aduh kamu jangan telpon aku donk, aku juga gak mau telpon kamu, mahal sih! BBan aja yah?! Yah?! YAH!?! Punya kan BB??? Awas yah gak punya! Aight aight. ¡Te Extraño Mucho!

*hangs up phone*

*checks ESPN*

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FLORIDA MENANG???!?!! WTF MANNNNNNNN. BRADFORD YOU IDIOT FUCK! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. FUCK THE GATORS FUCKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. GW MO GAMPAR TIM TEBOW KALO GW KETEMU DIA ANJING!!!!!!!!!!!! 231 yards 2 TD 2 INT doank gak usah bangga! Itu cuman 13.24 pts doank! GW JUARA FANTASYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

*tarik nafas*

Ok... Bas... tahan... patience is golden... org sabar tuh subur... tenang... tenang... ¡No Te Preocupes!

Ok meningan gw cari2 bokep...

*googles*


Anjinggggggggggg. Basah2... Bajunya warna biru... UCLA! GO BRUINS!!!! HELL YEAHHHHHHH

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WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF SHE DRINKS GATORADE?!?!?! YOU USELESS BITCH!!!! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK


NGENTOT KNAPA GW PUNYA BAJU ADA TULISAN GATOR NYA?!?!?! WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF TAI MENING GW PAKE BAJU USC GINI CARANYA ANJINGGGGGGGGGGGGG Tengo que hacerme una paja en el servicio ahora mismo!


GW GAK MO MINUM LAGE SEUMUR HIDUP KECUALI GW DICULIK GORMIN MALEM2 WEEKEND WHICH IS MOST LIKELY HAPPENING EVERY SINGLE FUCKING WEEK ANYWAY, IS THAT CLEAR!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PENDEJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!


F U NOAH! F U BREWER! F U HORFORD! F U BILLY DONOVAN! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK (... insert here, use your imagination)

Little known fact: Bastian Arief no longer drinks Gatorade since this *ahem* particular incident...