Madur needing a job. 24, M, average build though lately have went through some rollercoaster ride between half-six-packish and full blown beer belly. UCLA degree with some masters in psychological persuasion to make young kids today get wasted. Does not have any moral validations regarding underage drinking or buying alcohol to the minors. Will gladly slap you in the face if you piss him off, just ask some guy who attended DVC awhile ago. Expert in the virtual world legally, illegally, NSFW-ish, and everything else. Have a tendency to sleep not according to local normal hours, proven by his 5 year jetlag while living in the states. Also a great party planner (read: he will fuck the shit out of the birthday boy). Gay tendencies to anything regarding Belichick and Timmy Brady. Mediocre basketball skillz (SNAPPPPPPPPP). Mom cooks crazy delicious it's like crack.Available starting November 13th 2008. Going rate: Bakmi Gajah Mada for every hour of work and accompanying him in online Big-2 games with his *ahem*. Did I explicitly say that he will do any kind of work?
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