Monday, November 24, 2008

introducing...

pussy ass Jomblo Perak Malang (post edited cause he's too fucking paranoid that someone would google his name and this came up despite the fact that we can sue Google cause we already specified that this blog is unsearchable)

Rudy is a graduate student majoring in Industrial and Operations Engineering. He likes to play soccer and he can run pretty fast. Lately, he has learned sweet ping-pong smashing moves. He enjoys watching movies on the weekend. He hooks up a Playstation3 on his cute 17" lcd. And he likes to eat spicy fried calamari. He has gay tendencies toward NFL players "of the moment" who got lucky and scored a lot of points for one week only. Single for 25 years, he's still available ladies, don't hesitate to apply if you're into some kinky weird ass animes and pedophiliac humor. Rudy hails from Malang, somewhere in some foreign part of some island in Indonesia. Rest assured that it's filled with wondrous places to visit, such interesting sights to see that produced one of the weirdest mind of the 20th century. He's a clean guy, you don't ever have to suspect him of drugs or unprotected sex with random immigrants if he's missing around 2 am cause he's probably at the local arcade or home watching animes and kinky underage Japanese pop idols. He's not going to learn the piano though as he thinks it's gay. Also avoid Clay Aiken and Juventus if you're into him. Just remember though that just because he says "anjing" every single fucking time in every single fucking sentence he says, not all Indonesians are like him. In fact, it's just him.

Source. Too easy.

1 comment:

ijoe said...

nyet jangan tulis yg ngga2..