Alwin: ngepets. bosen. gak ada kerjaan. gak ada football sampe besok. roster fantasy dah set. ngepets. Jambi gak ada. DVD abis. ngepets. gak ada kerjaan.
*door rings*
huh? apaan nih? A PRESENT FOR ME?!?!
Alwin: ANJINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG REGGIE BUSH JERSEY!!!!! anjing anjing anjingggggg keren abis cukkkkkkk. Ini sapa yang kirim yah? KELUAR ANJING! MANA LOE! GAK USAH KAYA BANCI DEH!!!! gw seneng kok!
wait
Gw umur brapa yah taon ini?
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U MOTHERFUCK!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!! KNAPA SIH?!?!?! LOE NGELIAT GW SEGITU RENDAHNYA YAH?!?! EMANG KNAPA GW UMUR 25 AND GAK PERNAH JADIAN?!?! HAH?!?!? GAK SENENG LAPOR POLISI!!!!!
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*door rings*
APE?!?!?!??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amank: BOO!
Alwin: WHAT THE FUCK!
iJoe: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy MEKI you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind HEY MEKI! *clap clap* HEY MEK.... oh wait wrong song, ehehehehe, ehehehehe *giggles*
Alwin: NGENTOT LOE MALANGFUCK!
Amank: nyet.... nyante aja. Umur 25 and single gak segitunya kok...
iJoe: iya anjing, ehehehe, ehehehe *giggles*
Alwin: DIEM LOE JO!
Amank: serius anjing, loe nyante2 aja. Cewe2 umur seginian juga udah mulai makin despo, kita juga makin tua jadi dianggep udah dewasa, tenang aja. Nyet ini gw di Bandung kalo kata Pacman Jones, THEM BITCHES BE ALL AT ME anjing! Gw gak perlu make it rain juga!
iJoe: iya anjing, ehehehe, ehehehe *giggles* tapi gak berlaku buat gw sih ehehehe, ehehehe *giggles*
Alwin: serius loe? yg bener. Anjing gw udah bener2 stress anjing. Temen2 kita sih semua emang ngentot banget. SEGITU RENDAHNYA KAH KITA??!?!
*suara Jambi*: mayannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Alwin: NGENTOT LOE BI! MANA LOE!
Amank: nyettttttt serendahnya kita itu tergantung ama kita ngeliat diri sendiri, gak perlu dengerin kata org. pergi mati lah semua itu Bastian, Kurt, Pei, Lolo. Bodo amat lah! Hidup tuh cuman sebentar, happy2 aja donk!
Winsen: betul. Setuju aku. Ndak perlu dipikirin terus. Peace!
Alwin: DIEM LOE! YOU'RE NEXT!
Winsen: wuaaaaaa gw gampar juga loe!!!!!
Alwin: anjing loe org begitu care ama gw... gw beneran terharu. I dunno what to say man. I think I should just live my life happily. It's not enough to just do it the usual way, I have to do it till I'm satisfied no matter how long it takes!
iJoe: ehehehe, ehehehe that's what she said anjing ehehehe ehehehehe *giggles*
Alwin: DIEM LOE JO! ALWIN BUSH GONNA FUCK YOU UP!
Alwin: FIGHT ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
Amank: Welcome to the club anjing
iJoe: Iya anjing, ehehehee, ehehehehe *giggles*
*falcon kick to the head, Alwin Bush falls to the ground*
Tuxedo bertopeng: SAPA TADI HINA2 WONG JOWO? SAPA??? NDAS MU! TAK GAMPAR BARU TAU RASA!!!!
Happy birthday nyet. Segera pulang indo. Fantasy draft gak seru kalo gak ada eloe ketawain semua pick iJoe ama Lolo.
3 comments:
wow, i can't help to wonder. how the fuck can you come up with this scenario?????
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
so this is what you were doing during your overtime at work?
Of course, why would i be writing this whn im NOT at work anyway?
FIGHT ON MOTHAFUCKAAA!!! FUCK jing kenapa foto si wintot tuxedo bertopeng najis gt anjinggg.
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